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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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