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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Roxy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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