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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ginger eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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