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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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