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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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