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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Zeus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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