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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Yoda eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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