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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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