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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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