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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Millie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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