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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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