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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Frodo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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