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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Voldemort eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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