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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Kirk eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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