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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Worf eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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