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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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