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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Sugar eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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