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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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