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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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