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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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