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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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