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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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