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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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