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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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