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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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