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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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