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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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