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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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