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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Zeus eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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