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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Murphy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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