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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Murphy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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