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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Loki eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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