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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Squishy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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