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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛
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