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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃
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