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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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