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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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