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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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