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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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