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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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