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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Lola eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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