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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Daisy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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