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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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