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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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