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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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