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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Molly eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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