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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Daenerys eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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