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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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