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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺
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