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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Hermoine eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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