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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Picard eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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