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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Worf eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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