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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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