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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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