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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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